Mattress Surfing →
that-filipino-kid: Expectation: Reality:
When you were younger and a friend came round →
that-filipino-kid: The awkward first half hour of politeness: The next couple of hours: When their parents came to collect them: “HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
When you're dancing to music: →
that-filipino-kid: and you think you’re all sexy and have badass moves like: But in reality you’re like:
Eating solves everything. →
that-filipino-kid: When you’re sad. When you’re mad. When you`re bored.
When girls say "I look like a bum today"
that-filipino-kid: Expectations: Reality: click here if you’re awkward
I send you “Hey :)” And you just say “Hey.” I get no smiley back? Okay, fuck you too.
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